The Mexican Pet
(words and music by Norman G. Walker © SOCAN)

Chorus:
    He was mine mine mine, a Mexican chihuahua

    So friendly and cute, my pride and delight

    T'was clear we were destined to be friends for life

    He was mine, mine, mine.

On a holiday in Tiajuana
That quaint little borderland town

I spent a few days living Mexican ways

One evening while strolling I chanced to look down

There at my feet was a doggy

With a sad mournful look in his eyes

I could tell he was hungry, the poor little thing

Took him back to my room

Tucked just under my wing

Chorus:
    He was mine, mine, mine.......

We spent the rest of that week together
That cute little doggy and me

I soon named him Seemore, the name seemed to fit

He liked to explore and I liked to watch it

But my time for departure was nearing

It was clear that I'd have to decide

To smuggle him home I knew was a crime

But I rationalized, "Gee, it's only one time"

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    He was mine, mine, mine.......

I don't know how, but somehow I did it
I smuggled him home in my bag

I arrived back in Canada, at the border check desk

I declared my sombrero, my poncho and vest

But I neglected to mention my Seemore

Asleep in my handbag was he

I cleared my last check point and then I was free

We drove home together, my Seemore and me

Chorus:
    He was mine, mine, mine.......

A week or two passed and I wondered
How to keep Seemore healthy and strong

I went to the vet, his shots for to get

I little suspected 'bout what could go wrong

But the vet seemed amused and suspicious

He asked where did I get this thing

I sadly confessed my smuggling crime

"He's a homeless chihuahua and he's a good friend of mine"

But the doctor was stern in his warning

He said "But this isn't a dog!

It's a Mexican sewer rat, to be blunt and not vague,

He's also carrying bubonic plague".

Chorus:
    He was mine, mine, mine.......